I need an object that represents the following words: 1. humorless, 2. cynical, 3. Apathy?

Cynical means thinking the worst, apathy means that something doesn't care, and humorless means that something has no feeling of nothing and they dont have a sense of humor. Please help me out with this. I would appreciate it sooooo much! Also, the object has to be something that we use in our lives,(ex, lightbulb, hairbrush, etc) Thanks!